Readers might like to know that Rangers are leading Celtic. Tartan footie followers will know that although Rangers stuffed Celtic three-nil in the latest Old Firm clash, the latter are three points ahead of the former. So how can Rangers be in the lead? Well, it is not of football that Disconnector speaks.
The great man refers to how well the clubs are doing when it comes to saving water at their grounds. Celtic Park has cut its water consumption by 40 per cent over the past 18 months. But Ibrox has managed a swingeing 60 per cent reduction.
Glasgow-based utility consultancy Business Cost Consultants, which advised the clubs on how to save the wet stuff, is now turning its attention to their energy use. Who will come out best?
It would be churlish not to point out that this being football-related, it must be a game of two halves.
Quite.
